Nationality Meme

Borrowed from germaniac-brendalism


** B R I T I S H**

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 0


** POLISH **

[ ] You love good and solid food.
[ ] You're a strict catholic.
[ ] You have a very bright eyecolor.
[x] you don't care about many things. (not really)
[ ] you're a full family man.
[ ] You love to discuss.
[ ] You be quick to take offence.
[ ] You speak some Polish or Russian.

Total: 1

** A U S T R A L I A N **

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. ( )
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.  (I slipped a few times)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2

** I T A L I A N **

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.  (Brown hair, brown eyes)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".  (im a shorty )
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!  (2 of my favorite foods XD)
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3

** S P A N I S H **

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (TACOS XD)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 1


** R U S S I A N **

[x] You say villain  (sometimes)
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (in my school)
[x] You get cold easily. (I always wear a sweatshirt)
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3

** I R I S H **

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green. (1 of my favorite colors^^)
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 1

** A F R I C A N - A M E R I C A N **

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. (only Kpop rap like G-Dragon and T.O.P and C.L. and etc…)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.  (ONEW)
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2

** A S I A N **

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. ( I Love Rice XD especially white rice… mmm… so fluffy and good))
[x] You are good at math  (im the smartest in my class)
[x] You have played the piano. (only a little)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.  (yep)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4

** G E R M A N *

[x] You like bread. (yummy)
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.  (DX)
[x] You went to Pre-school (of course)
[ ] You're over 5'2".

Total: 3

** C A N A D I A N **

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.  (not anymore)

Total: 1

** A M E R I C A N **

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.  (sometimes)
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2

** B E L G I A N **

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.  (XD)
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.  ()
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.  (-_-)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3

** D U T C H **

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 1

** A R A B **

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0


I Knew it. Why am I not part asian?
I Love a lot of things that Asians like.
I think im part asian even if my nationality isn't.
Asians FTW XD